Today's featured daily humor:
Donald Trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges... Genie: "I'll grant you three wishes." Trump: "I'm tired of getting sued for everything I do. I want there to be no more courts." Genie: "Granted. You have no wishes left." Trump: "What the hell? You told me I had three wishes, and I only used one!" Genie: "Sue me."