Today's featured daily humor:
Bill & Bob are looking for work when they spot a Help Wanted sign outside a construction site/ **Bill** Hey Bob, this looks good for us. **Bob** Sure does. They find the Foreman's office and knock. **Foreman** Enter. **Bill** Hello Sir, I'm Bill, and this is my good friend Bob. We see that you're looking for help, and we are offering our services. **Foreman** Indeed I am, so, Bill, what is it that you do? **Bill** I'm a digger Sir, been doing it for 15 years. **Foreman** Just what I've been looking for, you're hired, 8am tomorrow morning. And Bob, what do you do? **Bob** I'm a Pilot, Sir. **Foreman** Bob, this is a construction site, we don't really have any use for a Pilot. **Bob** But Sir, Bill and I have been working together for the last 15 years! **Foreman** I'm sorry Bob, I'm not quite following you, care to explain? **Bob** >!It's quite simple Sir, Bill digs it, and I pile it.!<