Today's featured daily humor:
In a small town, there were two friars. They were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the friars, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked them to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So the rival florist hired Hugh, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.