Today's featured daily humor:
Got a collective groan today (kids AND wife) One of my kids had geography in school today and they were doing plate tectonics. For homework, they had to draw a diagram illustrating all the layers of the earth. Wife and child were sitting at the dinner table, I'm over by the oven, about 2 metres away. Wife: "so, let's list each of the layers of the earth" Child: "well, we have the crust, and the upper mantle, and the outer mantle and, um...." Wife: "core, and, can you think of any more?" Me (mutters): "Chickens" Wife and child: "What" Me (loudly): "CHICKENS."