Today's featured daily humor:
One from real life - Yesterday, grabbed the ottoman to place it for comfortable viewing for family movie night. I told my kids, ages 11-17, I've decided to make a career change and open a furniture store. They were confused. I told them it would be a specialty store that only sales and specializes in ottomans. Nothing else. Just ottomans. And I spoke with ardor and passion; I was going to work with the best designers and offer top quality products for all ottoman customers and if it takes off like I know it's going to take off. We'll open a chain. And the goal will be to increasingly open more and more chains until we take it nationally. Then I told them, "It will be like Blockbuster used to be. They'll be everywhere. It will be my......... Ottoman empire." The groans were copious.