Today's featured daily humor:
[NSFW] Not for the religious. A man gets on a bus and sits next to this smokin hot nun. The man asks the nun if he can have sex with her and she obviously says no. Frustrated, the man talks to the bus driver and asks how he can have sex with the nun. "Well every night at midnight..." The bus driver starts, "She goes and prays at the cemetery. maybe if you go there dressed as god she'll have sex with you." So the man goes home and makes his best god outfit. &#; Midnight rolls around and the guy goes to the cemetery and sees the nun praying and appears before her. "Oh my god" shouts the nun. "You must have sex with me to prove your loyalty." The man says, so they have rockin sex till the break of dawn. The guy then says "BAM! I'm the guy from the bus stop." Then the nun goes "Oh yeah? I'm the bus driver!"