Today's featured daily humor:
I was lost in the wilderness... I was lost in the wilderness, injured and delirious when I was found by an ancient lost tribe. The brought me to their village and there, the tribe's medicine man set to work on me. I was sick for months, but finally recovered. When it was time for me to leave, I had come to know the entire tribe well. And as such was hugging each tribal member goodbye. At last, there was the medicine man, and as I went in for a hug, the chief stepped quickly between us shaking his head. "No!" He said emphatically, "Don't squeeze the Shaman!"