Today's featured daily humor:
African man caught lying... So, an African man is caught lying to a respected member of his tribe and is then subsequently beaten to death. He appears in heaven and meets his god. His god asks "My child, since you have committed many good deeds you may choose to be reincarnated as any animal you'd like". The man thinks, then replies: "I'd like to be reincarnated as a lion". **HE DO BE LION**