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  • When having kids, my wife didn't want them......

  • When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours....

  • When I got married I threw a pan......

  • When I made everybody cookies, my wife asked why they were all flat on both sides....

  • When I started dating my wife, she wanted to know my back story....

  • When I told my wife she had...

  • When I turned 45 my wife asked me if I would be into trying some "butt stuff"....

  • When I went home last night, I found out all the lights were broken....

  • When my friend's wife was in labor, he would tell jokes to keep her mind off the pain, but this didn't amuse her much....

  • When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word....

  • When my wife and I went to the airport, I lost her....

  • When my wife died, I couldn't look at other women for 10 years....

  • When my wife is sad I let her color in my tattoos....

  • When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn't seem amused....

  • When my wife was recovering from her brain injury the doctor told me, "I'm afraid she may not be able to spell now"....

  • When my wife was sleeping, I drew...

  • When my wife yelled at me the other day, I thought she was just joking around....

  • When she heard I'd lost my job, my......

  • When the therapist said, "So, tell me what brings you here today?...

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