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  • I want to be ambidextrous so badly......

  • I was enjoying my camouflage blanket I got when I was in the army when this man on a wheelchair snatched it from me and sped away....

  • I'd give my right arm......

  • I'm trying to make an illustrated kids' book about military officers, but I'm having severe writer's block....

  • If Spartans were British, how many soldiers would they have sent instead?...

  • In Candyland, what happened to the chocolate bar soldier who broke an important rule?...

  • Just met a military vet......

  • Mandalorians always place their armor on a scale to ensure proper specifications....

  • My mate was in the army....

  • My sister and I slipped past nightclub security dressed as American soldiers in World War 2....

  • My son bought a suit made out of knives, swords, and razors....

  • My tenant cancelled the lease on his apartment to enlist in the military....

  • Our waiter at brunch today was a war veteran....

  • Palpatine:...

  • Remember those guys who were looking for Lebensraum in the East?...

  • Sergeant:...

  • Someone said some great people leave footprints where we follow them to success....

  • Stormtroopers shop frequently at......

  • The Coast Guard are the best at patrolling the coastline....

  • The entire purpose of a bayonet......

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