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  • I asked a Lion what it was doing in my wardrobe....

  • I asked a zombie reanimator out on a......

  • I asked dad to explain what dandruff is....

  • I asked my grandfather to make the same......

  • I asked my kids to vote if they wanted horse meat for dinner....

  • I asked my son for a phone book last night....

  • I asked my son, "What does a panda use to cook?...

  • I asked my son, if a baby spider is a spiderling what's a baby tick?...

  • I asked the butcher "do you have a sheeps head?...

  • I asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrodinger's Cat....

  • I bet on Detroit because someone told me it was their time....

  • I bought a fake Koi Fish......

  • I bought a Slavic frog....

  • I bought my friend an elephant for his room....

  • I bought my son an electric bull....

  • I bought my son the greatest simulator of......

  • I bought the newlyweds an elephant for...

  • I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday....

  • I called seaworld today....

  • I can't prove that the rear part of......

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