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  • I was arrested for flirting with a girl......

  • I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing ties, and JetBlue shirts....

  • I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?...

  • I was sitting on the roof of my bus depot thinking deep thoughts when the cops arrested me....

  • I went to the gas station today and......

  • I witnessed a truck full of quinoa, crash......

  • I'm constipated and got nothing to do....

  • I've just witnessed an accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine....

  • If a cop pulls over a u-haul......

  • If a police officer pulls over a U-Haul....

  • If one is constipated....

  • If you're sharing a bunkbed with a policeman,......

  • It's all fun and games until the cops show up....

  • Just saw a pedestrian get hit by a truck and thrown over 100 feet....

  • My car was acting up and not starting....

  • My friend was arrested for killing someone with......

  • My girlfriend died in a freak elevator accident....

  • My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed....

  • My momma always told me that cops...

  • My neighbor who loves to BBQ was arrested yesterday....

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