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  • Why was the one tree jealous of the other....

  • Why was the president so suspicious of the chamomile flower in the oval office?...

  • Why was the snowman embarrassed when he was spotted rummaging through a bag of carrots?...

  • Why was the witch stoned?...

  • Why wasn't the mushroom elected to be judge?...

  • Why were the olives fighting?...

  • Why'd the flower fail his drug test?...

  • Wild blueberries have no self-preservation skills......

  • Would you rather be a Spruce or a Redwood?...

  • YA KNOW WHY YOU NEVER SEE HIPPOS HIDEING IN TREES?...

  • Yes, yes, eat the rich, guillotines, check and check....

  • Yesterday I forgot to water my poinsettias....

  • You can lead a horticulture,......

  • You can try every mushroom you want....

  • You can't plant any flowers......

  • You can't plant flowers......

  • You get gold, you get frankincense....

  • You know about Murphy's Law....

  • You know that money doesn't grow on trees....

  • You know what the horseradish said to the mustard?...

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