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  • Do you know what frankincense is?...

  • Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?...

  • Do you know what really gets my goat?...

  • Do you know why it isn't safe for a woman to walk through a corn field?...

  • Do you know why no one has ever seen Elephants hiding behind trees?...

  • Do you know why the British are such great landowners?...

  • Do you want to hear jokes about raking in the fall?...

  • Does anybody else find cucumber makes them burp a lot?...

  • Eating caterpillars makes me nervous....

  • Eating too many edibles can make you gain......

  • Ever order cashews on Doordash, and they mess it up and bring you pistachios instead?...

  • Every day when I get to my garden, someone has spread a couple of inches of manure on it....

  • Every time I have chickpeas I feel like......

  • First time dating a vegan woman because,......

  • Food prices are so out of control that corn is turning to piracy....

  • For a while I worked in forensics for the United Nations....

  • For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour....

  • For our first romantic evening, I took the young lady to the desert....

  • For the last 20 minutes, my son and wife have been arguing about him eating his vegetables....

  • For the longest time I was afraid of planting any fruit trees....

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