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  • I was asked if I could make up a joke about an abacus....

  • I was calculating if I could save more water by taking baths or 5-minute showers....

  • I was disconcerted when people found out I couldn't do addition....

  • I was getting so frustrated trying to use a broken calculator that I almost threw it across the room, but I decided not to....

  • I was helping a kid with their arithmetic......

  • I was stuck trying to figure out the answer to my Math question, until I lit up my scent candle....

  • I was surprised to learn I weigh zero milligrams....

  • I was willing to study algebra until we starting talking about y=mx+b....

  • I wasn't sure why I needed a Geiger counter....

  • I watch my weight......

  • I won 1 million dollars and donated a quarter of it to charity....

  • I'm a little annoyed that my calculator developed a fault....

  • I'm afraid for the 2023 calendar......

  • I'm breaking up with math......

  • I'm counting the appendages on my feet....

  • I'm going to start a business teaching...

  • I'm not sure if it's just me......

  • I'm not usually opinionated about math....

  • I'm only 12....

  • I'm so tired of too much wordplay...

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