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  • While digging for metal, a prospector got a......

  • While lifting two 50 lb barbells, my butler brought in two more 75 lb barbells for me to lift....

  • Who is the Godfather actor that's addicted to Japanese slot machines?...

  • Who is the slowest member of the Jamaican bobsled team?...

  • Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?...

  • Why are car engines so gangster?...

  • Why are dispensers that provide drinking water so rad?...

  • Why are electricians always up to date on the news?...

  • Why are light switches always in the mood?...

  • Why are modern programming languages so materialistic?...

  • Why are older computers better looking than newer ones?...

  • Why are physicists the worst people to date?...

  • Why are submarines designed by ducks better quality than carbon fiber submarines?...

  • Why are the DeceptiCons all planes?...

  • Why are there so many Tesla's on an island off the coast of Africa?...

  • Why are tire shop mechanics always exhausted?...

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  • Why can't astronauts use Linux?...

  • Why can't cardiologists play music?...

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