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When I drop something on the ground, I......
When I finish work, I send my partner......
When I first became a foreman, I had......
When I found out there were women in the military, I told the recruiter "I can't take orders from girls!...
When I got my medical license, there was no paper to print it on....
When I graduate from med school and become a heart surgeon, i plan on sewing a little piece of felt into each heart i operate on....
When I grow up, I really want to become a mirror salesman....
When I kill someone by withholding water,......
When I made everybody cookies, my wife asked why they were all flat on both sides....
When I met a walking tree, I first thought he wouldn't know much about spreadsheets....
When I started working at an Indian restaurant, they made me sign a paper saying I wouldn't talk about how they made their bread....
When I told my carpet fitter that I didn't want any carpet on my stairs....
When I walk my dog I always tie a string to his collar....
When I was a DJ i always brought......
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft....
When I was a lumberjack, I cut down 56,789 trees....
When I was a police officer I used to take suspects camping....
When I was an elevator repairman, I...
When I was donating blood today I asked the nurse "So you gotta be a pretty good artist to work here huh?...
When I was in the military, I fed cookies to the other soldiers....
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