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  • What's the first thing you need if you want to sleep with a pair of identical sisters?...

  • What's the funniest place to get breakfast?...

  • What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?...

  • What's the one room that ghosts cannot enter?...

  • What's the only room in a house that doesn't have ghosts?...

  • What's the remotest place on Earth?...

  • What's the whitest thing about a black guy?...

  • When Chuck Norris went off to college, he looked his dad in the eyes and said:...

  • When furniture shopping, I told my family that a couch is fine, love seats are fine, but sectionals are unsanitary....

  • When I asked my kids to paint the steps white....

  • When I asked the contractor building my home about constructing the driveway he said they may do asphalt, or maybe gravel, or perhaps even pavers....

  • When I look into a broken funhouse mirror....

  • When I moved into my igloo my friends threw me a housewarming party....

  • When I told my carpet fitter that I didn't want any carpet on my stairs....

  • When I was a kid our house number was easy to remember it was 4242....

  • When I went home last night, I found out all the lights were broken....

  • When is a door not a door?...

  • When is a door......

  • When is the door not a door?...

  • When one door closes and another opens,......

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