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My neighbor's front door is made of sponge....
My obsession with 17th century European style lead me to spend my entire life's savings transforming my home and wardrobe into that exact period....
My parents thought if they "stacked" our beds we would like it and want to go to bed at our bed time....
My phone ran out of charge......
My roommates insist that our house is haunted, but I remain unconvinced....
My shower curtain talks too much when the water is hot....
My son asked if he should upgrade his......
My son asked me why he doesn't get his own room even though I use the extra one as a home office....
My son asked why he had to go to bed!...
My son came up to me the other......
My son is building a house shaped like a parabola....
My son just told me he was gay....
My son told me when he is older he wants to harvest copies of a hugely popular and emotional animated movie about a house that's attached to a bunch of balloons ....
My washing machine is my most trusted appliance....
My wife always tries to clean the furniture while I'm using it....
My wife asked for peace and quiet while she was cooking....
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table....
My wife asked me if I could turn......
My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?...
My wife asked why I'd hung bunches of grapes up to dry all round the house....
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