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  • My neighbor's front door is made of sponge....

  • My obsession with 17th century European style lead me to spend my entire life's savings transforming my home and wardrobe into that exact period....

  • My parents thought if they "stacked" our beds we would like it and want to go to bed at our bed time....

  • My phone ran out of charge......

  • My roommates insist that our house is haunted, but I remain unconvinced....

  • My shower curtain talks too much when the water is hot....

  • My son asked if he should upgrade his......

  • My son asked me why he doesn't get his own room even though I use the extra one as a home office....

  • My son asked why he had to go to bed!...

  • My son came up to me the other......

  • My son is building a house shaped like a parabola....

  • My son just told me he was gay....

  • My son told me when he is older he wants to harvest copies of a hugely popular and emotional animated movie about a house that's attached to a bunch of balloons ....

  • My washing machine is my most trusted appliance....

  • My wife always tries to clean the furniture while I'm using it....

  • My wife asked for peace and quiet while she was cooking....

  • My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table....

  • My wife asked me if I could turn......

  • My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?...

  • My wife asked why I'd hung bunches of grapes up to dry all round the house....

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