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  • I swallowed 2 pieces of string....

  • I was asked to find the relative position......

  • I was so happy to shake the hand of the ancient Greek goddess of the harvest....

  • I'm beginning to think I'm allergic to Christianity....

  • I'm starting a religion dedicated to worshiping a certain shade of blue....

  • I've just designed a suit to prevent bird attacks....

  • If Athena was born from Zeus's head....

  • If i hear one more joke about auto mechanics....

  • If you need an Ark....

  • In a meeting, angles and God were discussing how to call the earth's 24 hour rotation ....

  • In the beginning when God created the universe it was created like all stars, all planets, all galaxies and they are vaguely sperical....

  • It's amazing how a colon can completely change a sentence....

  • Jokes about Thor's brother....

  • Last night I dreamed I wrote all the lord of the rings books....

  • Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the lamb of God....

  • Medusa will definitely turn you into stone....

  • My doctor looked over the blood test results and said, "dear god, you have reversed DNA!...

  • My religion is frozen custard based....

  • My wife kept talking about her period yesterday....

  • My wife recently did a full mastectomy....

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