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  • When I saw my morning poo today......

  • When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon....

  • When I was younger I wanted to become a professional high jump athlete....

  • When I'm bored, I like to stab clocks and watches....

  • When is the best time for Batman to take out Poison Ivy?...

  • When it's my child's bed time and he......

  • When Mario blows his nose, what kind of music does he make?...

  • When Miss Buzzi left a taping of "Laugh-In" before they finished shooting, how did the rest of the cast finish the show?...

  • When my kleptomania starts to get out of hand....

  • When my mom found out I replaced her......

  • When my neighbor's kid kept "borrowing" our basketball without permission, I ended up filling it with lead buckshot....

  • When Phoenix Suns plays New York Knicks....

  • When the employees from two topless bars fight each other....

  • When the limo I rented arrived, the guy driving it just walked away....

  • When's the worst time to have a heart attack?...

  • Whenever Elves play with building blocks, the blocks just seem to disappear....

  • Whenever I am bored......

  • Whenever I forget what I'm supposed to be......

  • Whenever I get stressed out, I'll cut up a poster of U2....

  • Whenever I play Rock, Paper, Scissors I ALWAYS choose paper....

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