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  • How many apples grow on an apple tree?...

  • How many bananas does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

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  • How much did the worlds heaviest dumpling weigh?...

  • How to farmers party?...

  • How's a banana escape in his bananamobile?...

  • I accidentally left out my restoralax......

  • I almost drowned this morning in my muesli....

  • I asked my dad why he was apparently trying to connect his wireless earbuds to his phone with a line of fruit....

  • I asked my Scottish granny if she needed anything from the kitchen and she asked for a wee drink....

  • I asked my Tunisian friend what made their......

  • I asked my wife out at a grocery......

  • I ate the last piece of flan that......

  • I can finally make a living doing what I love - signing pickles....

  • I can tie a cherry stem with my......

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