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  • If there was anything that you could change about yourself, anything at all, what would it be?...

  • If they can grow vegetables....

  • If you cut a branch off of an oak....

  • If you go to an open field and plant a bunch of trees....

  • If you have any good jokes about vegetables....

  • If you walk into my cows' pasture, the male one will give you a greeting:...

  • If you want to be fruitful and multiply....

  • If you want to stay abreast of current affairs make sure you put a bean in your glove....

  • In case there's a zombie apocalypse and you've been taking brain supplements....

  • It's taking me forever to cut the grass today!...

  • John Deere has come out with a new warranty policy....

  • Last night someone mysteriously dumped a load of extra soil into my allotment....

  • Last week, I attended a gardening workshop on laying sod....

  • Last year my neighbor chopped off his tree....

  • Me:...

  • Mom made steel cut oats this morning....

  • My 10 year old daughter just made this up I told her I'd put it to reddit....

  • My buddy got kicked out of the garden center and told never to return, but he needed some hay to cover some new grass seed, so he sent me in to buy some for him....

  • My cousin wrote me a message using our farms winter grain....

  • My dad had a couple private jokes about corn....

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