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  • While lifting two 50 lb barbells, my butler brought in two more 75 lb barbells for me to lift....

  • Who hates Speeding Tickets?...

  • Who performs root canals in the Army?...

  • Why are heavy metal bands such great roller skaters?...

  • Why are horses one of the sneakiest animals....

  • Why are peppers great at archery?...

  • Why are sports bras the perfect gift for someone with amnesia?...

  • Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?...

  • Why can't a legless woman play soccer?...

  • Why can't Swedish people run marathons?...

  • Why can't white people dance?...

  • Why can't you run in a campsite?...

  • Why can't you run through a campground?...

  • Why couldn't half a month lift weights at the gym?...

  • Why did 9 push 8 and then became afraid of it?...

  • Why did Captain Haddock (from Tintin) quit boxing?...

  • Why did dad send son to his room while playing tic tac toe?...

  • Why did Ganondorf take up golfing?...

  • Why did I stop jogging every morning with purpose and grace ?...

  • Why did I win race once......

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