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  • My weightlifting friend has a job raising electric lines....

  • My wife asked if I wanted to get out of the house for a bit when I finished my yoga routine....

  • My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table....

  • My wife asked me if I wanted to come on the trampoline, and jump with her 144 times....

  • My wife has begun doing lunges to get......

  • My wife is a body builder....

  • My wife just completed a 40 week body......

  • My wife likes to tell me my shoes are untied while we're doing our morning jog....

  • My wife named our new dog "5 Miles" so she could say she walked 5 Miles every day....

  • My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape....

  • My wife says I can't keep running my two-stroke at 12:...

  • My wife says I should do lunges to......

  • My wife told me I need to work......

  • Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes....

  • Never insult someone until you walk a mile in their shoes....

  • Never speak I'll of someone until you walked a mile in their shoes....

  • Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves....

  • Of all the fast animals, why did the cheetah get caught in the speed trap?...

  • Offering bungee jumping for free!...

  • On my Tinder profile it says I'm a professional boxer....

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