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  • I can't believe viruses and bacteria just invade my body without my consent....

  • I can't fucking stand Romanian women....

  • I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if im sociopath....

  • I caught accused a guy of stealing a torso from the morgue today....

  • I caught my neighbour stealing socks from my washing line....

  • I chased a man through an apartment block today....

  • I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"....

  • I could never be a kleptomania victim...

  • I couldn't catch the thief on the stairs......

  • I couldn't find the obituaries in the newspaper......

  • I don't like it when inmates record anions....

  • I don't sea why everyone is so shocked......

  • I don't understand, why Sauron forged "one ring to rule them all"....

  • I failed to qualify for work removing gold......

  • I finally got my wish today when an armed robber lovingly embraced me during a bank heist....

  • I got arrested because I didn't want to......

  • I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house!...

  • I got arrested for doing skids in the......

  • I got arrested for hiring a guy named Jung Tu Kook as my chef....

  • I got arrested the other night, I left my car at the bar and took the bus home....

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