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  • My friend Will loves his protein so much he carries it around everywhere....

  • My friends and I went to a cooking......

  • My girlfriend asked me why I put the......

  • My girlfriend said she'd break up with me if I kept making puns about our seasonings and spices....

  • My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her....

  • My grandfather died after falling in a bowl of fruit cake mix....

  • My heater and stove have been acting up for months and I smell a leak, but every time the gas company comes to look they say nothing is wrong....

  • My kids love it when I cook during allergy season....

  • My late cousin became famous after people saw videos of him choking on Arabic chickpea dip....

  • My late wife......

  • My longer than a year ongoing dad joke......

  • My neighbor who loves to BBQ was arrested yesterday....

  • My neighbor's girlfriend left him because of his obsession with pasta....

  • My people are starting to make me sick....

  • My son asked me to make him a sandwich....

  • My son swears he didn't ruin our new non-stick pan....

  • My son tried to buy my love with a crisp 10-dollar bill....

  • My steak always comes out fine....

  • My throat closes up when I'm around rice......

  • My toast really loves me......

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