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  • I saw a wanted poster for Schrodinger's cat....

  • I spent all the money I won in court, so I took a job as a cat masseuse....

  • I told my cat a joke......

  • I used AI to select a cat for......

  • I used AI to select a cat from......

  • I used to be in the Secret Feline Containment Society....

  • I used to have a cat named Misty who lived at my dad's house....

  • I walked into a pet shop and told the assistant I was looking to buy an oriental cat....

  • If cats ever had to take a class about puberty, it would be called....

  • Joke:...

  • Man, the wait times to pay to see the world's largest cat were outrageous!...

  • Me:...

  • My cat dropped a jar of marmalade on......

  • My cat isn't really much to look at....

  • My cat knocked over a bottle of cologne......

  • My cat like to sniff at my nose....

  • My cat misbehaved and I couldn't find the spray bottle....

  • My cat often stands very straight, motionless, and......

  • My cat used a bag of rice as a scratching post....

  • My dad's been paying 2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over 5 years....

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