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  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?...

  • Why did the snail paint an "S" on his Porsche?...

  • Why did the trapeze artist get a good bonus from the circus?...

  • Why did the vampire fail his art class?...

  • Why did the yellow marker want a vaulted ceiling?...

  • Why didn't they allow children into the Symphony Orchestra Concert?...

  • Why didn't they make Lord Of The Rings in Mexico?...

  • Why do Egyptians rarely fart?...

  • Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?...

  • Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?...

  • Why do fishermen love flamenco music?...

  • Why do girls with big busts fail at making statues?...

  • Why do images come out of penises?...

  • Why do some mattresses have floral prints on them?...

  • Why do they use paper cutouts at the shooting range?...

  • Why do you never see a portrait of a gardener?...

  • Why does a flamingo lift one foot off the floor?...

  • Why does everybody love Disney films....

  • Why does Quentin Tarantino prefer to lose at games?...

  • Why does Willy Wonka always listen to Hip Hop music?...

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